Field Guide to Spotting Bull—t Headlines

Field Guide to Spotting Bull—t Headlines

(Trump Edition: Because Facts Were Optional)

The All-Caps Apocalypse

If the headline screams in ALL CAPS “TRUMP SAVES AMERICA FROM SOCIALIST TAKEOVER” it’s probably not journalism. It’s a performance. Real news doesn’t need to shout.

The Miracle Flip

Watch for sudden reversals: “Trump Now Beloved by All Scientists” or “Black Voters Flock to MAGA”. These are often cherry-picked anecdotes spun into sweeping claims. If it sounds too convenient, it probably is.

The Anonymous Authority

“Sources close to the President say…” but no names, no quotes, no accountability. False news thrives on ghost voices. If the source is invisible, the truth probably is too.

The Meme-as-News

A blurry screenshot of a tweet, layered with emojis and rage, is not a news source. If your uncle shares it with “WAKE UP SHEEPLE” in the caption, it’s probably not peer-reviewed.

The “Just Asking Questions” Trap

“Is Trump the victim of a global conspiracy?” This tactic pretends to be curious while planting misinformation. It’s not journalism. It’s rhetorical gaslighting.

The Fake Fact Avalanche

False news often floods you with numbers: “Trump created 17 million jobs, cured cancer, and built 400 miles of wall in one weekend.” If the stats sound magical, check the source. Real data has nuance.

The Distraction Drop

When scandals hit, false news pivots: “Look over here, Biden sneezed!” It’s misdirection. If the headline feels like a magician waving one hand, ask what the other hand is hiding.

The Cult of Personality Glow-Up

“Trump is the greatest leader in human history, according to experts (who are also his golf buddies).” False news often builds mythologies, not profiles. Real journalism includes criticism.

The “They’re Coming for You” Panic

“Liberals want to ban meat, cars, and Christmas.” False news weaponises fear. If the headline makes you panic before you’ve read a word, pause. Truth rarely needs terror to persuade.

The Echo Chamber Loop

If the same story appears only on partisan blogs, rage-tweet accounts, and fringe YouTube channels but nowhere else, it’s probably not news. It’s a feedback loop.

False news in the Trump era wasn’t just noise; it was a strategy.

It blurred truth, sowed division, and made facts feel optional. Spotting it isn’t just media literacy. It’s civic survival.

Final Thought

In a world where headlines are weaponised, truth needs defenders. Don’t just read, interrogate. Don’t just share, verify. Because when facts are under attack, silence isn’t neutrality. It’s surrender.

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